BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP NEEDED FROM YOU URGENTLY!!!

MRS.SUZANA NUHAN VAYE
No 2 MABEL SIRLEAF CRESCENT,
ACCRA AVENUE,
MONROVIA.
LIBERIA-WEST AFRICA.

ATTN: SIR/MADAM

Kindly accept my apology for sending my mail to you.I Am a true God fearing person, and I want you to trust me and help me out in this my condition. I believe you are a highly respected personality,considering the fact that I sourced your email address from the internet for the purpose of this transaction.

Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in Liberia but it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBC news bulletins.

My Name is MRS.SUZANA NUHAN VAYE from Liberia, a Country in West Africa. My late Husband is Issac Nuhan Vaye, Deputy Minister of Public Works in Liberia. My Husband was falsely accused of plotting to remove the then PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA CHARLES TAYLOR) from office. Without trial, Charles Taylor ordered for the execution of my beloved husband.To the glory of God,Mr.Charles Taylor,the former president of my country (Liberia)had been apprehended and awaiting trial for war crime and injustice inflicted to the people of Liberia and Sierra Leone at the International Court of Justice under the supervision of the United Nations Security Council.

Before my husband was killed, he moved out the sum of USD$30 million through a diplomatic means, and deposited it with a Security Company Abroad.

All I need from you is your honesty, co-operation and Keep this in a total confidential nature.My lawyer based in Manchester U.K will bring you into the full details when he get your response which I consider positive.But in summary the funds are legitimate and clear from any known Liberian security intelligence. This is a legitimate transaction and You will be rewarded with 20% of the total sum for your partnership.This move is a desperate attempt to save the life and future of my family and my children in particular.

I humbly request that you send your letter of acceptance to my personal lawyer,Barr.Joseph Alford,a British citizen based in Manchester U.K,via his private contact address only for further information and instructions,

BARR.JOSEPH ALFORD ESQ
TEL: 44-70-45703001
FAX: 44-870-9741509
EMAIL:alford_chambers002@yahoo.com.hk
EMAIL:alfordadvocateesq@hotmail.com

Kindly include your Full Name, Private Telephone and Fax Numbers where you can always be reached, your Residential or Company Address to enable him send detail information/documents that will enable you receive the fund without any problem either now or in future as all modalities has been put in place for a hitch free transaction.

Please your urgent response is needed.

Best Regards.

MRS.SUZANA NUHAN VAYE (WIDOW)

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So Far So Good

So far, this blog has been meeting its objective of "recycling" spam; that is, I've earned a few dollars via Google AdSense. I've done it by cutting and pasting filtered and blocked spam into this blog.

However, my vision is to totally process spam to make it somewhat commercially viable. The process is still in the works, and it's being fine tuned as we speak.

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PLEASE ASSIST ME

Hello . Sir/Madam My name is Mrs.Johnson Rose I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you.You may be wondering why I chose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of humanity,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds inappropriately. I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has, because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation,and I pray that I survive the operation. I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $15.5 Million (Fifteen Million five Hundred thousand Dollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless,less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get. Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. If you are interested in carrying out this task,i will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you. I know i have never met you but my mind tells me to do this,and I hope you act sincerely.I will pay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now too weak and frigile to do things myself because of my cancer. NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish. Love, Mrs.Johnson Rose.
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Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incorporation

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INVESTMENT

Good day,

I write to you based on a request by an investor and his need for investment/funds transfer.
My name is Steven M. Ottoh. a Financial Consultant based in London. My company most times represents the interests of very wealthyInvestors/Individuals due to the sensitivity of the position they hold in the society and the unstable investment environment of our country, they evacuate majority of their funds into more stable economies and developed nations where they can get good yield for their money.

I was recently approached by a Reserved Client of my late father, whom my late father had personally worked with few years ago when he was a Minister and wants me to source for a reliable and trustworthy individual such as yourself, who will be willing to receive money on his behalf abroad, and at the same time advise on what form of investment that will be embarked with the funds when perfectly received.

The client has offered these terms:

1. 25% commission paid to you upon receipt of the funds through the original sum to be transferred. The funds in question are $45.3Million US Dollars.

2. Your details will be used to have the funds evacuated and you will stand as the principle owner of the funds and will deal directly with the Remittance Bank without the involvement of the Investor.


If these terms are agreeable to you, kindly let me know and I will provide you with all necessary information and procedures involved.


Sincerely yours,


Steven M.Ottoh.
Direct Tel: +447045746629.
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Citibank: Securing Customer Data.

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